Giraffe joke

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a giraffe?

Zebraffe

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We have 2 zebra joke flash games!

The Zebra-Sitters Club is a point and click adventure. Explore Stoneybrook Connecticut, as you look for baby-sitters. Each one has a hilarious zebra joke! (Based on the novels by Ann M. Martin).

Zebra Joke Adventure is a text adventure, in which you are a zebra and encounter jokes along the way!

 

 

Thanksgiving Zebra Joke

What did the lion say to the zebra on Thanksgiving?

 

Pass the Grevy!

*Joke explanation is available in the video!

 

Black, white, and underwater

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!

Editor’s Notes:

A beautiful poem by solarisofcelestia from funnyjunk.com comments:
zecorapoem

Untitled Funny Junk Comment About The Zebra Humor Seabra Picture

by solarisofcelestia

What is this creature that has come to be?

It looks like a zebra made for the sea.

It tossed a coin and made a wish.

Now it swims just like a fish.

But could this miracle ever happen to me?

Until season 4 we will have to wait and see.

Black, white, and slithery

Q. What do you get when you cross a zebra and a snake?

A. A ZEBRANACONDA!

Zebra snake hybrid

Boy Band Joke

What do you call a singing group with a zebra, a hippo, a goat, a meerkat, and a giraffe?

Zoo Kids On The Block!

Zebra’s Favorite Holiday

What is a Jewish zebra’s favorite holiday?

Zebranukkah!