What do you get when you cross a zebra with a giraffe?
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Category Archives: Zebra Jokes
Bees
What do you get when you cross a zebra with a bee?
What do you get when you cross a zebra with a bee?
Thanksgiving Zebra Joke
What did the lion say to the zebra on Thanksgiving?
Pass the Grevy!
*Joke explanation is available in the video!
Rastafarian Zebra
What do you get when you cross a zebra with a Rastafarian? A Zebrastafarian!
Black, white, and underwater
What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!
Editor’s Notes:
A beautiful poem by solarisofcelestia from funnyjunk.com comments:
Untitled Funny Junk Comment About The Zebra Humor Seabra Picture
What is this creature that has come to be?
It looks like a zebra made for the sea.
It tossed a coin and made a wish.
Now it swims just like a fish.
But could this miracle ever happen to me?
Until season 4 we will have to wait and see.
Black, white, and slithery
Q. What do you get when you cross a zebra and a snake?
A. A ZEBRANACONDA!
Boy Band Joke
What do you call a singing group with a zebra, a hippo, a goat, a meerkat, and a giraffe?
Zoo Kids On The Block!
Coloring Joke
Why don’t zebras like to color?
They like to stay between the lions!
Submitted by Oscar Fink
Zebra’s Favorite Holiday
What is a Jewish zebra’s favorite holiday?
Zebranukkah!
Zebra Meditation Time!
What is black and white and calm all over? A ZENBRA!
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