What did the lion say to the zebra on Thanksgiving?
Pass the Grevy!
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Thanksgiving Zebra Joke
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Black, white, and underwater
What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!
Editor’s Notes:
A beautiful poem by solarisofcelestia from funnyjunk.com comments:
Untitled Funny Junk Comment About The Zebra Humor Seabra Picture
What is this creature that has come to be?
It looks like a zebra made for the sea.
It tossed a coin and made a wish.
Now it swims just like a fish.
But could this miracle ever happen to me?
Until season 4 we will have to wait and see.
Black, white, and slithery
Q. What do you get when you cross a zebra and a snake?
A. A ZEBRANACONDA!
Boy Band Joke
What do you call a singing group with a zebra, a hippo, a goat, a meerkat, and a giraffe?
Zoo Kids On The Block!
Coloring Joke
Why don’t zebras like to color?
They like to stay between the lions!
Submitted by Oscar Fink
Zebra’s Favorite Holiday
What is a Jewish zebra’s favorite holiday?
Zebranukkah!
Zebra Meditation Time!
What is black and white and calm all over? A ZENBRA!
Home of the Surfer Zebra
How do you enter a surfer zebra’s house?
With a key, brah!
You can view another surfer zebra joke here.
Zombie Joke
What is a zebra zombie’s favorite snack?
ZE BRAINS!!!!!
World’s Oldest Animal
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra because it is black and white.
Explanation
Many things came out in black and white before they came out in color (photographs, television, and so on). This joke implies that zebras came before other animals.
Editor’s Notes
This joke came to Zebra Humor after someone accessed the site through the search terms “joke what is the oldest animal in th world? the zebra i do not get it”. Zebra Humor failed this person by not having the joke and the explanation on the site already.
Luckily, the community fixed this injustice.
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