What do you get when you cross a zebra with a giraffe?
Giraffe joke
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We have 2 zebra joke flash games!
The Zebra-Sitters Club is a point and click adventure. Explore Stoneybrook Connecticut, as you look for baby-sitters. Each one has a hilarious zebra joke! (Based on the novels by Ann M. Martin).
Zebra Joke Adventure is a text adventure, in which you are a zebra and encounter jokes along the way!
Online Zebra
Bees
What do you get when you cross a zebra with a bee?
What do you get when you cross a zebra with a bee?
Zebra’s Favorite Sport
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What is a zebra’s favorite sport?
Soccer, because the ball is black and white
The Lightbulb Joke
How many zebras does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Thanksgiving Zebra Joke
What did the lion say to the zebra on Thanksgiving?
Pass the Grevy!
*Joke explanation is available in the video!
Rastafarian Zebra
What do you get when you cross a zebra with a Rastafarian? A Zebrastafarian!
Black, white, and underwater
What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!
Editor’s Notes:
A beautiful poem by solarisofcelestia from funnyjunk.com comments:
Untitled Funny Junk Comment About The Zebra Humor Seabra Picture
What is this creature that has come to be?
It looks like a zebra made for the sea.
It tossed a coin and made a wish.
Now it swims just like a fish.
But could this miracle ever happen to me?
Until season 4 we will have to wait and see.
Black, white, and slithery
Q. What do you get when you cross a zebra and a snake?
A. A ZEBRANACONDA!
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