About zebrahumor

Zebra Humor is dedicated to bringing hopelessly hilarious zebra jokes to the masses. Zebra jokes have remained in the shadows for too long. Zebra Humor aims to bring these jokes into the light and give them their time in the sun. Zebra Humor has quickly become the top one-stop shop for zebra jokes! Zebra Humor showcases all zebra jokes from the typical "What is black and white and (insert color here)?" to zebra jokes for kids to zebra jokes for a more mature audience. Hooray Zebra Humor!

Zebra’s Favorite Sport



What is a zebra’s favorite sport?

Soccer, because the ball is black and white


Thanksgiving Zebra Joke

What did the lion say to the zebra on Thanksgiving?


Pass the Grevy!

*Joke explanation is available in the video!


Rastafarian Zebra


What do you get when you cross a zebra with a Rastafarian? A Zebrastafarian!

Black, white, and underwater

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!

Editor’s Notes:

A beautiful poem by solarisofcelestia from funnyjunk.com comments:

Untitled Funny Junk Comment About The Zebra Humor Seabra Picture

by solarisofcelestia

What is this creature that has come to be?

It looks like a zebra made for the sea.

It tossed a coin and made a wish.

Now it swims just like a fish.

But could this miracle ever happen to me?

Until season 4 we will have to wait and see.

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Black, white, and slithery

Q. What do you get when you cross a zebra and a snake?


Zebra snake hybrid

Boy Band Joke

What do you call a singing group with a zebra, a hippo, a goat, a meerkat, and a giraffe?

Zoo Kids On The Block!

Zebra’s Favorite Holiday

What is a Jewish zebra’s favorite holiday?