Zebra’s Favorite Holiday

What is a Jewish zebra’s favorite holiday?

Zebranukkah!

Zebra’s Favorite Vegetable

What is a zebra’s favorite vegetable? Ze-brocolli!

Stars and Stripes Joke

Why did the patriotic American zebra go to space?

He was a fan of stars and stripes!

Juggalo Zebra Joke

Why was the zebra cop drinking Faygo?

To go undercover as a juggalo.

Explanation:

Juggalos are known for their black and white make-up and drinking Faygo.

Zebra Anarchist

What does an anarchist zebra say?

Fuck ze brauthorities!

Editor’s notes: Zebras have not been properly domesticated because they tend to panic and become disobedient.

Tea Partier Zebra

What does a tea partier zebra say?

“Don’t tread on ze! (bra….)”

Socialist Zebra

What does a socialist zebra say? Share ze-bresources!

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