What is a Jewish zebra’s favorite holiday?
Zebranukkah!
What is a Jewish zebra’s favorite holiday?
Zebranukkah!
What is a zebra’s favorite vegetable? Ze-brocolli!
Why did the patriotic American zebra go to space?
He was a fan of stars and stripes!
Why was the zebra cop drinking Faygo?
To go undercover as a juggalo.
Explanation:
Juggalos are known for their black and white make-up and drinking Faygo.
What does an anarchist zebra say?
Fuck ze brauthorities!
Editor’s notes: Zebras have not been properly domesticated because they tend to panic and become disobedient.
What does a tea partier zebra say?
“Don’t tread on ze! (bra….)”
What does a socialist zebra say? Share ze-bresources!
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