What do you get when you cross a zebra with a Rastafarian? A Zebrastafarian!
Rastafarian Zebra
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Category Archives: Funny Zebra Pictures
Black, white, and underwater
What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!
Editor’s Notes:
A beautiful poem by solarisofcelestia from funnyjunk.com comments:
Untitled Funny Junk Comment About The Zebra Humor Seabra Picture
What is this creature that has come to be?
It looks like a zebra made for the sea.
It tossed a coin and made a wish.
Now it swims just like a fish.
But could this miracle ever happen to me?
Until season 4 we will have to wait and see.
Black, white, and slithery
Q. What do you get when you cross a zebra and a snake?
A. A ZEBRANACONDA!
Zebra Meditation Time!
What is black and white and calm all over? A ZENBRA!
Young Zebras
What do you call a young unruly zebra?
A zebrat!
Ann M. Martin needs to start writing zebra jokes.
Black and white and green
What is black and white and green all over?
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What is black and white and bouncy all over?
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What is black and white and bouncy all over? A zebra on a trampoline!
Pageant Zebra Joke
What is black and white and glitz all over?
A zebra grand supreme!
Black and white, and black and white, and black and white and green?
What is black and white, black and white, black and white, and green?
3 zebras eating a pickle!
Alternate Versions
- In some versions, the zebras are fighting.
- In some versions there are only 2 zebras.
- In some versions it is 1 zebra, hiding from a dinosaur while covered in pondscum.
