Coloring Joke

 

Why don’t zebras like to color?

They like to stay between the lions!

Submitted by Oscar Fink

Purple Zebra Joke

What is black and white and purple all over?

A zebra that got trampled by the stampede.

Submitted by MooMcGee

This joke is an unofficial follow up to this joke.

Zebras In A Mini

How many zebras can you fit into a Mini? Four: two in the front and two in the back.
How many giraffes can you fit in a Mini? None: it’s full of zebras!

Submitted by Mikhail Rowley

The Stampede of Zebras Joke

What does a lion call a stampede of zebras? Fast food!

Submitted by Leah McGinley

The Cheap Circus

A very (very) cheap circus owner was trying to add some new acts to his ‘Oddities of the World’ exhibit. He had the world’s tallest dwarf (a 6′ tall man), a man-eating chicken (a guy with a bucket of fried chicken) and his star attraction : The world’s only stripe-less Zebra! The crowd held their breathe in anticipation until he walked a white horse into the center ring! (Ba dum bum <cymbal crash>)

Submitted by Terry Tidwell