The Cheap Circus

A very (very) cheap circus owner was trying to add some new acts to his ‘Oddities of the World’ exhibit. He had the world’s tallest dwarf (a 6′ tall man), a man-eating chicken (a guy with a bucket of fried chicken) and his star attraction : The world’s only stripe-less Zebra! The crowd held their breathe in anticipation until he walked a white horse into the center ring! (Ba dum bum <cymbal crash>)

Submitted by Terry Tidwell