The Cheap Circus

A very (very) cheap circus owner was trying to add some new acts to his ‘Oddities of the World’ exhibit. He had the world’s tallest dwarf (a 6′ tall man), a man-eating chicken (a guy with a bucket of fried chicken) and his star attraction : The world’s only stripe-less Zebra! The crowd held their breathe in anticipation until he walked a white horse into the center ring! (Ba dum bum <cymbal crash>)

Submitted by Terry Tidwell

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One thought on “The Cheap Circus

  1. I loved the ” man -eating chicken” part. LOl!

    By the way, id the spectators try to locate the circus owner after the show…. or did he climb the closest lamp post and tried to pull it after himself?

    Shakti

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