Thanksgiving Zebra Joke

What did the lion say to the zebra on Thanksgiving?

 

Pass the Grevy!

*Joke explanation is available in the video!

 

Home of the Surfer Zebra

How do you enter a surfer zebra’s house?

With a key, brah!

You can view another surfer zebra joke here.

Zombie Joke

What is a zebra zombie’s favorite snack?
ZE BRAINS!!!!!

A Little Hoarse

Why did the zebra’s throat hurt?
It had a bad case of striped throat!

Zebra’s Favorite Meat

What is a German zebra’s favorite meat?

Ze bratwurst!

Stars and Stripes Joke

Why did the patriotic American zebra go to space?

He was a fan of stars and stripes!

A Tale of Zebra Greed (with video!)

View the original joke text/alternate version here!

Foreign Man Video Sequel

You can view the first video here.

You can view the joke text here.

What is black and white and red all over? (with video)

A collection of a few select punchlines from “What is black and white and red all over?”

Read the complete list of alternate endings here.

What is black and white and bouncy all over?

What is black and white and bouncy all over? A zebra on a trampoline!