Zebra Joke Gallery

 

 

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zebrarastafarian pondscum

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!

Zebra snake hybrid

What is black, white, and slithery all over?

Zebrat Sitters Club

Ann M. Martin needs to start writing zebra jokes.

Meditating Zebra Monk

What is black and white and calm all over? A ZENBRA!


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2 thoughts on “Zebra Joke Gallery

  1. BBC has a hilarious video of a herd of zebras laughing at the retelling of a zebra joke. It’s part of the “Walk On The Wildside” animal voice over collection . JOKE : a zebra walks into a bar. the barman comes up and says ” bonus breasts” or something and the zebra’s go nuts. What is that joke they’re referencing???

    • One of us, right, was in the bar. Up comes the barman who says, bold as brass, “why the long face?”

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