Thanksgiving Zebra Joke

What did the lion say to the zebra on Thanksgiving?

 

Pass the Grevy!

*Joke explanation is available in the video!

 

Rastafarian Zebra

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What do you get when you cross a zebra with a Rastafarian? A Zebrastafarian!

Black, white, and underwater

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!

Editor’s Notes:

A beautiful poem by solarisofcelestia from funnyjunk.com comments:
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Untitled Funny Junk Comment About The Zebra Humor Seabra Picture

by solarisofcelestia

What is this creature that has come to be?

It looks like a zebra made for the sea.

It tossed a coin and made a wish.

Now it swims just like a fish.

But could this miracle ever happen to me?

Until season 4 we will have to wait and see.

Black, white, and slithery

Q. What do you get when you cross a zebra and a snake?

A. A ZEBRANACONDA!

Zebra snake hybrid

Boy Band Joke

What do you call a singing group with a zebra, a hippo, a goat, a meerkat, and a giraffe?

Zoo Kids On The Block!

Zebra’s Favorite Holiday

What is a Jewish zebra’s favorite holiday?

Zebranukkah!

Zebra Meditation Time!

Meditating Zebra Monk

What is black and white and calm all over? A ZENBRA!

Home of the Surfer Zebra

How do you enter a surfer zebra’s house?

With a key, brah!

You can view another surfer zebra joke here.

Zombie Joke

What is a zebra zombie’s favorite snack?
ZE BRAINS!!!!!

Referee and Zebra

Why did the zebra dislike sporting events?

He was tired of being compared to the referee.

Explanation

  • Referees are often called zebras because they wear stripes.

Rant

  • One of the most annoying things in the world to Zebra Humor is calling referees zebras since the quest for proper zebra jokes about zebras is littered with stupid referee jokes. If any stripe-wearing people are called “zebras” it should be old timey convicts because they are simply more rad than referees. Don’t believe it? Take a look at these gents below and try to say they look like less fun than referees. Referee zebra jokes are not zebra jokes…. Except this one… but only because there is a real zebra in it.

    They are almost as fun as real zebras!