Zebra Meditation Time!

Meditating Zebra Monk

What is black and white and calm all over? A ZENBRA!

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Home of the Surfer Zebra

How do you enter a surfer zebra’s house?

With a key, brah!

You can view another surfer zebra joke here.

Zombie Joke

What is a zebra zombie’s favorite snack?
ZE BRAINS!!!!!

World’s Oldest Animal

What is the oldest animal in the world?

A zebra because it is black and white.

 

Explanation

Many things came out in black and white before they came out in color (photographs, television, and so on). This joke implies that zebras came before other animals.

Editor’s Notes

This joke came to Zebra Humor after someone accessed the site through the search terms “joke what is the oldest animal in th world? the zebra i do not get it”. Zebra Humor failed this person by not having the joke and the explanation on the site already.

Luckily, the community fixed this injustice.

The zebra joke community gets involved!

 

A Little Hoarse

Why did the zebra’s throat hurt?
It had a bad case of striped throat!

Young Zebras

What do you call a young unruly zebra?

A zebrat!

Zebrat Sitters Club

Ann M. Martin needs to start writing zebra jokes.