What is black and white and calm all over? A ZENBRA!
Zebra Meditation Time!
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Category Archives: Clever Wordplay
Home of the Surfer Zebra
How do you enter a surfer zebra’s house?
With a key, brah!
You can view another surfer zebra joke here.
Zombie Joke
What is a zebra zombie’s favorite snack?
ZE BRAINS!!!!!
A Little Hoarse
Featured
Why did the zebra’s throat hurt?
It had a bad case of striped throat!
Young Zebras
What do you call a young unruly zebra?
A zebrat!
Ann M. Martin needs to start writing zebra jokes.
Zebra Shopping Trip
Why did the zebra dislike clothes shopping?
It always had to settle for horseshoes.
Zebra Crossing
Why did the zebra cross the road?
It felt like the appropriate thing to do at a zebra crossing!
Referee and Zebra
Why did the zebra dislike sporting events?
He was tired of being compared to the referee.
Explanation
- Referees are often called zebras because they wear stripes.
Rant
- One of the most annoying things in the world to Zebra Humor is calling referees zebras since the quest for proper zebra jokes about zebras is littered with stupid referee jokes. If any stripe-wearing people are called “zebras” it should be old timey convicts because they are simply more rad than referees. Don’t believe it? Take a look at these gents below and try to say they look like less fun than referees. Referee zebra jokes are not zebra jokes…. Except this one… but only because there is a real zebra in it.
They are almost as fun as real zebras!
Manly Zebra
What do you call a manly zebra?
A hebra!
Alternate versions:
- A zebro
Surfer Zebra Shorts
How long did the surfer zebra like its shorts to be?
To the knee, brah!
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