Thanksgiving Zebra Joke

What did the lion say to the zebra on Thanksgiving?

 

Pass the Grevy!

*Joke explanation is available in the video!

 

Black, white, and underwater

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!

Editor’s Notes:

A beautiful poem by solarisofcelestia from funnyjunk.com comments:
zecorapoem

Untitled Funny Junk Comment About The Zebra Humor Seabra Picture

by solarisofcelestia

What is this creature that has come to be?

It looks like a zebra made for the sea.

It tossed a coin and made a wish.

Now it swims just like a fish.

But could this miracle ever happen to me?

Until season 4 we will have to wait and see.

Black, white, and slithery

Q. What do you get when you cross a zebra and a snake?

A. A ZEBRANACONDA!

Zebra snake hybrid

Boy Band Joke

What do you call a singing group with a zebra, a hippo, a goat, a meerkat, and a giraffe?

Zoo Kids On The Block!

Zebra’s Favorite Holiday

What is a Jewish zebra’s favorite holiday?

Zebranukkah!

Zebra Meditation Time!

Meditating Zebra Monk

What is black and white and calm all over? A ZENBRA!

Home of the Surfer Zebra

How do you enter a surfer zebra’s house?

With a key, brah!

You can view another surfer zebra joke here.

Zombie Joke

What is a zebra zombie’s favorite snack?
ZE BRAINS!!!!!

World’s Oldest Animal

What is the oldest animal in the world?

A zebra because it is black and white.

 

Explanation

Many things came out in black and white before they came out in color (photographs, television, and so on). This joke implies that zebras came before other animals.

Editor’s Notes

This joke came to Zebra Humor after someone accessed the site through the search terms “joke what is the oldest animal in th world? the zebra i do not get it”. Zebra Humor failed this person by not having the joke and the explanation on the site already.

Luckily, the community fixed this injustice.

The zebra joke community gets involved!