The Cheap Circus

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A very (very) cheap circus owner was trying to add some new acts to his ‘Oddities of the World’ exhibit. He had the world’s tallest dwarf (a 6′ tall man), a man-eating chicken (a guy with a bucket of fried chicken) and his star attraction : The world’s only stripe-less Zebra! The crowd held their breathe in anticipation until he walked a white horse into the center ring! (Ba dum bum <cymbal crash>)

Submitted by Terry Tidwell

Thanksgiving Zebra Joke

What did the lion say to the zebra on Thanksgiving?

 

Pass the Grevy!

*Joke explanation is available in the video!

 

Rastafarian Zebra

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What do you get when you cross a zebra with a Rastafarian? A Zebrastafarian!

Black, white, and underwater

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a fish? A seabra!

Editor’s Notes:

A beautiful poem by solarisofcelestia from funnyjunk.com comments:
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Untitled Funny Junk Comment About The Zebra Humor Seabra Picture

by solarisofcelestia

What is this creature that has come to be?

It looks like a zebra made for the sea.

It tossed a coin and made a wish.

Now it swims just like a fish.

But could this miracle ever happen to me?

Until season 4 we will have to wait and see.

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Black, white, and slithery

Q. What do you get when you cross a zebra and a snake?

A. A ZEBRANACONDA!

Zebra snake hybrid

Boy Band Joke

What do you call a singing group with a zebra, a hippo, a goat, a meerkat, and a giraffe?

Zoo Kids On The Block!

Zebra’s Favorite Holiday

What is a Jewish zebra’s favorite holiday?

Zebranukkah!