What do you call a singing group with a zebra, a hippo, a goat, a meerkat, and a giraffe?
Zoo Kids On The Block!
Boy Band Joke
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Coloring Joke
Why don’t zebras like to color?
They like to stay between the lions!
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Zebra’s Favorite Holiday
What is a Jewish zebra’s favorite holiday?
Zebranukkah!
Zebra Meditation Time!
What is black and white and calm all over? A ZENBRA!
Home of the Surfer Zebra
How do you enter a surfer zebra’s house?
With a key, brah!
Zombie Joke
What is a zebra zombie’s favorite snack?
ZE BRAINS!!!!!
World’s Oldest Animal
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra because it is black and white.
Explanation
Many things came out in black and white before they came out in color (photographs, television, and so on). This joke implies that zebras came before other animals.
Editor’s Notes
This joke came to Zebra Humor after someone accessed the site through the search terms “joke what is the oldest animal in th world? the zebra i do not get it”. Zebra Humor failed this person by not having the joke and the explanation on the site already.
Luckily, the community fixed this injustice.
The zebra joke community gets involved!
A Little Hoarse
Why did the zebra’s throat hurt?
It had a bad case of striped throat!
Young Zebras
What do you call a young unruly zebra?
A zebrat!
Zebra Shopping Trip
Why did the zebra dislike clothes shopping?
It always had to settle for horseshoes.
